The Empire of Rules Lawyers is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 18 million Rules Lawyersians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Rules Lawyersian economy, worth 1.09 trillion Blood Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,452 Blood Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,556 per year while the poor average 16,090, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Rules Lawyersian Navy, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, surveillance cameras are banned, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rules Lawyers's national animal is the Skunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rules Lawyers is ranked 315,264^th in the world and 2,107^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 18.0 million capita.